Inter Office Memo:
Dear Employees,
We do get to know when you're browsing messages and internet during the meetings. Because seriously, no one looks at their private parts and smiles!
Never underestimate the power of a woman with good wits and big tits!
Behind every successful woman, there are two things.
1. Left boob
2. Right boob
Why do men like blow-jobs?
It's the only time they get something into a woman's head straight!
1. Anger
2. Depression
3. Loneliness
4. Frustration
5. Pain in right hand
Five problems one solution:
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SEX!!!
Dear WhatsApp,
I don't care about your bug fixes in updates. I'm still waiting for middle finger emoticon!
English ki Maa ka Saki-Naka.
A Gujju couple were going in their car. And when they reached near a flyover, a driver behind them started honking continuously.
Gujju's wife told her husband, "Listen Honey, let him climb first. He is so horny!"
A husband jumps on bed after removing his clothes.
Wife: I have fever.
Husband: I know that. That's why I have powdered my penis with 'Crocin'. Now you decide, whether you want to take it orally or as as an injection!
Women believe in 2 things:
Make-up and Break-up!
Men believe in 2 things:
Luck and Fuck!
Men judge women by their boobs, because that's the only thing about women that they really understand!
