The Quality Control Inspector in a bakery catches an old doddering employee using his false teeth to make design on the edge of apple pies.
She roars "Have'nt you got a tool?"
"Yes", he replies. "But I use that for the doughnuts!"
No If, No But - Only Jat!
~ Sunny Deol
Yes Tits, Yes Butts - Only Fatafat!
~ Sunny Leone
Dear Women,
Backless dresses no longer excite us. It is high time to reverse the trend.
Sincerely,
Men
Women these days - either want hard liquor or a hard licker!
Booze, Boobs and Blowjob - 3 very powerful Bs in a man's life. And also the biggest weaknesses!
It is amazing how a nice pair of boobs can hide serious flaws and signs of mental illness until after you marry them!
An expert is a man who knows 62 ways of making love, but doesn't know any women!
Cambodia's national fruit is
Banana;
And India's national fruit is
Chootiya Banana!
Sometimes a simple headache ruins a great love story.
What is more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in the back seat of your car?
Getting an elephant pregnant in the back seat of your car!
