An Eskimo girl spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found that she was six months pregnant.
This is absolute partiality:
If she has a headache, she is tired;
If you have a headache, you don't love her any more!
Had Gabbar been intelligent, he would have killed Thakur by sending him free porn movies!
Talent is, reaching till her bra.
Experience is, unhooking it with one hand.
And luck is, she's not wearing any!
Weird Bollywood:
1. Poonam Pandey had to remove clothes to get a movie.
2. Sunny Leone had to wear clothes to get a movie!
Lips and Boobs to Pussy, "You are the target. It is for that you we are sucked bitten and squeezed.
Pussy cried and said, "I remain hidden, it's you two, who always invite trouble!
Nowadays people have become so promiscuous that when a mention about 'Protection' is made, it's the 'Condom' that strikes the mind first rather than 'Helmet' or 'Seat-belt'!
An automobile engineer's wife delivered a baby.
The wife sent an SMS to her husband, "Our new vehicle is delivered".
Husband's reply SMS to wife, "Stick shift or automatic?"
Dear Girls,
When a guy sees your cleavage, he feels exactly the same way you feel, when you see a SALE banner outside your favourite store.
"Just grab all the stuff inside!"
My wife hasn't really been up for sex lately. Although sometimes, I wake her up!
