An 89 is also a 69 but with a fat chick!
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.
Women reach theirs at thirty-five.
Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Two diseases that effect your bones:
1. Lust - weakens your knees
2. Greed - crushes your spine
The Royal Doctor delivered the royal baby. On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix!
Currency traders lost a lot because they expected Rupee will go down on Dollar till 69 only; and then will turn around and screw the Dollar!
Women have the same parameters for Men and Pizza delivery people. They are disappointed if they come before 30 minutes!
Fact of the matter:
69% men can find something dirty in every sentence!
Chatting up a girl in a bar, I said, "What part of my body is as long as your thigh, contains over 120 muscles and is an anagram of 'pensi'?"
It was only when she pulled my pants down at her apartment a few minutes later that I told her the answer was 'spine'!
The promos of Poonam Pandey's 'Nasha' would be a flop.
What are emotions doing in there? It shall contain only motion!
A bank wanted to use a porn star's legs as the logo for its ATM.
Do you know why?
The bank wanted to advertise that they're open 24 hrs!
