Suzy gave birth to the triplets and named them Mat, Pat and Tat.
She fed Mat from her left breast and Pat from her right.
Moral : Sometimes there's no Tit for Tat!
Public at theatre screamed:
"Daab Milkha Daab"
When Farhan Akhtar got intimated by the Russian female!
Fact: We live in a society where people have unprotected sex but got a case for their iPhone!
How do you know when your honeymoon is over?
When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast!
Gas pump screens should play porn. This way you can watch someone else getting fucked as you fill your tank!
Mickey ans Minnie Mouse were in the divorce court. The judge told Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
"No". replied Mickey, "I didn't say she was crazy- I said she was fucking Goofy."
Scientific Theory of Sex:,br> The angle of the dangle decreases with the sag of the bag;
And increases in proportion to the heat of the meat;
Compared to the mass of the ass and the beauty of the cutie!
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in the wallet than on the dick!
The word CONstitution sounds so negative. Since PRO is the opposite of 'CON' we should call it prosti...oh wait...
A new drug has just been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called Trycoxagain!
