I'm no religious man, but blow jobs are a great way for bad girls to pay for their sins!
Why are girls hotter than boys?
Boys have two Zero watt bulbs and only one 40 watts Tube.
Whereas girls have two 500 watt bulbs and one 3000 watts Oven!
Ejaculation is achieved by the last stroke. This doesn't mean that the first stroke was useless.
Thus, achievement is a result of continuous efforts!
A sexy looking young woman opened her legs wide and said to the dentist, "Can you get the teeth out cos it's bothering me".
Dentist: Keep your legs closed and open your mouth cos I am a happily married man.
Woman: You idiot that's where my new old husband lost his fake teeth last night!
Many guys think, larger a woman's breasts the more dumb she is.
Actually, the larger a woman's breasts, the more stupid men become!
Roses are nice, Violets are fine;
I'll be the 6, if you be the 9!
Marwadi Lady: Dr Saab, Pet Ghano Dukhe Hai.
Doctor: ENO Liyo?
Lady: ENO Bhi Liyo, Uno Bhi Liyo, Ne Baju Wala Ro Bhi Liyo; Par Koi Koyi Farak Nahi Padyo!
A man needs 100% talent to succeed in life.
But a woman needs only 4%; because the remaining
(...) 36
)...( 24
(...) 36
helps them a lot!
Ladies fuck the Diamonds.
Now Tattoos are forever!
Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
A: Slow!
