How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same but you get the remote!
What's the difference between a rottweiler and a poodle?
If a rottweiler starts humping your leg, you let it finish!
Why does Shane Warne never go to bed late?
So he can get up Hurley!
The postal department has issued Sunny Leone stamps.
Men are confused which side to lick and which side to stick!
Behave yourself and remember -
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What happens tonight goes on Facebook tomorrow!
The science of staring at women's boobs and guessing their size is known as
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Stastis tits!
Strange but true:
To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her.
If a woman makes advances towards a man, one calls that getting lucky!
Why is the male organ called the fountain of youth?
Because whoever, whenever and wherever rubs it, it's wrinkles go away!
A yoga exper to his wife, "Baby, I need a blow job".
Wife: Not tonight darling.
Yogi: Fuck you, I'll do it myself!
Sadly, prostitution is the only industry that treats freshers as angels!
