Strange but true:
To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her.
If a woman makes advances towards a man, one calls that getting lucky!
Why is the male organ called the fountain of youth?
Because whoever, whenever and wherever rubs it, it's wrinkles go away!
A yoga exper to his wife, "Baby, I need a blow job".
Wife: Not tonight darling.
Yogi: Fuck you, I'll do it myself!
Sadly, prostitution is the only industry that treats freshers as angels!
At a gay wedding, the official priest was confused on how to declare two men husband and wife.
After a long silence, the priest said, "I hereby pronounce you Man-United!"
Done wanking.
Let's watch the rest of the porn movie.
Said nobody ever!
'KISSWHORE' in Punjabi apparently means "Which Direction?"
Fact of Life:
No matter, how sweet a girl is;
Down below, she's always salty!
Raanjhanaa review:
The only movie of Bollywood in which hero doesn't have muscles and the heroine is flat!
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it, just piss on it and walk away!
