Considering the latest Chennai High Court judgement, are one-night stands now going to be called "Suhaag Raats"?
A guy's point of view:
Sex is evil;
Evil is sin;
Sin is forgiven;
So let us begin!
Why do we have orgasms? So that we know as to when to stop having sex!
Roses are red, nuts are round;
Skirts are up, panties are down;
Belly to belly, skin to skin;
When it's stiff, stick it in!
Why do women wear lipstick? So that short-sighted men have a target to aim at!
Women's Boxing - the only sport where the fighters are are probably bleeding before the fight.
Difference between an ATM and an ITEM:
You put it inside and take out money, that's ATM;
And you give money and then put it inside, that's ITEM!
My heart belongs to one girl. My sperm is for
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the rest!
Mickey said to Minnie, "I want divorce from you"!
Minnie: Are you fucking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fucking Daisy!
English = Hello
Spanish = Hola
French = Bonjour
Chinese = Nî Hâo
Italian = Ciao
I = Whore Suna, Bhenchod!
