At a gay wedding, the official priest was confused on how to declare two men husband and wife.
After a long silence, the priest said, "I hereby pronounce you Man-United!"
Done wanking.
Let's watch the rest of the porn movie.
Said nobody ever!
'KISSWHORE' in Punjabi apparently means "Which Direction?"
Fact of Life:
No matter, how sweet a girl is;
Down below, she's always salty!
Raanjhanaa review:
The only movie of Bollywood in which hero doesn't have muscles and the heroine is flat!
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it, just piss on it and walk away!
Guy: She's hot.
Girl: She's a bitch.
Girl: He's hot.
Guy: He's gay.
What's the similarity between Woman and Alcohol?
They both have amazing qualities of giving pleasure at night and headache in the morning!
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when you leave her a virgin!
5 missed calls from your girlfriend means, you missed a fuck;
5 missed calls from your wife means, you are fucked!
