A woman's rule of thumb:
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it!
Women can have multiple orgasms. But men can have multiple brain cells.
Santa received a call from a girl in a Placement Agency saying, "Sir, I've got 2 openings. Would you be interested?"
Santa: Pagli, Yeh bhi koi poochne waali baat hai?
Why do men like love at first site?
It saves them a lot of time!
I've been married to my wife ten years today. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication.
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I don't know how she does it!
Arguing over breast size is futile...
It's like choosing between different brands - Foster's, Godfather, Corona or Kingfisher!
Men may state their preferences, but'll happily grab whatever is available, as long as it's not flat!
Always smile in the morning, it makes people wonder
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what you did last night!
The impact of the word SALE on a female's brain is similar to what the word BOOBS has on a male's brain.
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GRAB IT!
My girlfriend says I can't focus on two things at once...
Guess, she hasn't noticed me staring at her friend's boobs!
In Bihar:
Vimla = Bimla
Vinita = Binita
Van = Ban
Wire = Bire
But the height is when even it was printed on a wedding Invitation:
Rakesh BEDS Geeta
