In Bihar:
Vimla = Bimla
Vinita = Binita
Van = Ban
Wire = Bire
But the height is when even it was printed on a wedding Invitation:
Rakesh BEDS Geeta
Wife : Shall we try different positions tonight?
Husband excitedly, "Yeh, sure why not?"
Wife: OK, you stand at the sink and wash dishes and I'll be on the sofa and watch TV!
Moral : All jokes are not dirty...
The best curve on a woman is her smile.
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No I'm just kidding, it's her titties!
Men like sex just like their belts...
If it's not tight enough, they'll move it to another hole!
A tie is men's equivalent attire to women's dupatta (veil).
While a dupatta can hide a woman's assets, the tie is man's way of pointing to where their asset is!
7 nude men were standing in a row facing one nude sexy babe.
Seeing them a guy asked, "Are you all advertising for a condom?"
The men replied, "No, it's for 7 UP!
According to researchers,74% of women enjoy performing oral sex on their partners.
After reading the above, all men would feel that they are stuck with the other 26%!
Importance of Correct Communication:
When a woman tells a man during sex, "Keep it up"! Man wonders if it was a complaint or compliment!
Why are female Tennis players jealous of female Badminton players?
Any guesses? No!
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Because Tennis gets only 'Balls' to play whereas Badminton players get to play with a 'Cock' and that too, that shuttles all the time!
You're really stupid if you visit an ice-cream parlour instead of a pharmacist when your girlfriend says,
"I love chocolate flavour"!
