The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive.
And in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive!
What's difference between excess and surplus?
Excess: The part of the boob which does't fit in your mouth.
Surplus: The second boob!
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond;
whereas
Men are like Blackberry phones, rub their ball and everything moves!
What's the difference between the sky and a panty?
The sky covers the whole generation whereas a panty only covers the generation's hole!
These new girls hosting the IPL are so dumb they probably think "no ball" is a euphemism for being eunuch.
I masturbated over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming.
A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting?
Girl says, "A bus".
Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!
Men like the women's body;
and
Women like the men's brain.
That's why they both FUCK what they like!
An old man wakes up in the middle of the night to take a piss. He looks at his dick and says, "You see whenever you need me, I wake up"!
A client to a whore, "What's the difference between being hungry and horny?"
Whore: It depends on where I put the cucumber!
