Ejaculation is achieved by the last stroke, this doesn't mean that first stroke was useless.
Achievement is a result of continuous effort!
If you want to sexually satisfy a woman then change your position daily.
And if you want to satisfy yourself then change the woman daily!
There once was a man named Deadeye Dick
Who was cursed from birth with a corkscrew prick.
He spent his life in an aimless hunt;
To find a girl with a corkscrew cunt.
But when he finally found one, the poor chap dropped dead;
For the goddamned thing had a left-hand thread!
For those of you who ask why foreplay is so important, go down a "Water Slide" while it isn't wet and then you'll understand the logic!
Responses during Sex:
Mistress: Wow! Darling this is great!
Whore: Come on finish it now!
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly!
Wife: Ceiling needs painting!
Universal Truth:
When girls wear tightly-fitted clothes, neither they are comfortable nor are the boys comfortable!
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch!
Dear Boys,
If she asks the waiter to serve the gravy on a corner of the plate and not on the rice, that's the first sign she won't swallow!
A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!
Sunil Gavaskar named his autobiography "Sunny Days". Sunny Leone has decided to name her autobiography "Sunny Nights"!
Since even Sunny Leone's life deals with different strokes!
