Breaking News:
Another COVID forced merger.
Victoria Secret to merge with Smith & Wesson.
The new company will be called Titty Titty Bang Bang!
Telling people it's a good idea to wear masks several months into a pandemic is like bringing condoms to a baby shower!
Gujrati Boy: Hi Kemcho!
Punjabi Boy: Oye Ben Cho!!
I am a fat ass, but I can lose weight.
You are a dumb ass, how are you going to fix that?
What do you call a devotee of porn?
CumBhakt!
A Punjabi couple was having sex. Suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating.
Husband: Bhenchod Batti Aa Gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Lavan!
Wife: Haan... Main Vi Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Lavan... Eh Kanjarkhanna Te Baad Vich Wi Ho Jayega!
We men are simple creatures. We think and pee from the same place!
Sex is cool but have you ever wanted to cancel plans but didn't and then they cancel!
At 33, he quits smoking (Will Power)
At 43, he quits drinking (Will Power)
At 53, he quits gambling (Will Power)
At 63, he quits sex (Power Failure)
Customer: Can I ask you about the menu please?
Waitress: The men I please is none of your business!
