Marwadi Lady: Dr Saab, Pet Ghano Dukhe Hai.
Doctor: ENO Liyo?
Lady: ENO Bhi Liyo, Uno Bhi Liyo, Ne Baju Wala Ro Bhi Liyo; Par Koi Koyi Farak Nahi Padyo!
A man needs 100% talent to succeed in life.
But a woman needs only 4%; because the remaining
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helps them a lot!
Ladies fuck the Diamonds.
Now Tattoos are forever!
Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
A: Slow!
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same but you get the remote!
What's the difference between a rottweiler and a poodle?
If a rottweiler starts humping your leg, you let it finish!
Why does Shane Warne never go to bed late?
So he can get up Hurley!
The postal department has issued Sunny Leone stamps.
Men are confused which side to lick and which side to stick!
Behave yourself and remember -
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What happens tonight goes on Facebook tomorrow!
The science of staring at women's boobs and guessing their size is known as
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Stastis tits!
