She used Vaseline to give me a handjob.
I came 3 times in the shower trying to wash it off!
He proposed marriage because she promised she will make him try different positions.
Now he is a husband, driver and cook!
What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get!
What's the definition of a healthy virgin?
One who has never been bed-ridden!
What is the definition of disgusting?
Buying condoms from a secondhand shop!
Tu Jeera because your dad decided to Cumin and Pulao!
Son: Mom, why Daddy has a snake.
Mom: That's why I am sitting on it.
Son: Mom, Nanny is more brave than you.
Mom: Why?
Son: Because she eats Daddy's snake!
Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress relief.
So when I tell you to go fuck yourself, it's because I care!
Me: May I cum in, Ma'am?
Ma'am: Yes, cum inside!
If an ass is called a 'butt', then a good ass should be called 'butter'!
