Heads up bro...
When a Bengali girl says
Very old husband: I bought some viagra for tonight.
Wife: Well I'm going to need a Tetanus shot if you are going to stick that rusty old thing in me!
Wife: Honey the vacuum is not sucking.
Husband: Frustrating isn't it!
Sex after a certain age should be removed from the list of sins and placed in the list of miracles!
Always trust the man who buys you lingerie rather than the man who buys you roses.
The former is at least honest about his intentions!
Masks are going to be just like condoms.
You don't like wearing them, but you keep one on you just in case they don't let you in without one!
When she doesn't want to have sex, `I have a headache` has to be absolutely acceptable to me.
But when I don't want to do the dishes or take the trash out and I say `I have a headache`, I'm being unsupportive.
Double standards!
Masks are apparently the new bra.
They are uncomfortable, you only wear them in public and when you don't wear one everyone notices!
Women are more talkative than men, just because they got 2 pairs of lips!
Orgasms are like cooking. I could do it myself, but prefer someone else doing it for me!
