When love sucks, love the one who sucks!
I was so innocent during my college days.
When my girlfriend asked me to do the missionary, I quit college and joined the seminary!
There is no difference between a bar and a bra. Once these two are opened men go crazy. Now imagine a girl called Barbra!
Date a guitarist he knows how to move his fingers at the right place and at the right time!
There's a push-up bra for women. There's no push-up underwear for men.
Why?
Agar Waqt Ungli Karna Band Kar De To Khush Mat Hona...
Ho Sakta Hai Woh Bamboo Lene Geya Ho!
Girl: Tum Dikhne Mein Itne Acche Ho Phir Bhi Single, Aisa Kyun?
Boy: Ab Kya Karein Khoobsurat Ladkiyon Ko Chutiye Ladke Pasand Aate Hain.
Girl: Par Mera Wala Chutiya Nahi Hai.
Boy: Tu Kaun Si Khoobsurat Hai!
I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed.
I have been single for a long time and now I am worried!
If you need an answer and you can't find it, just grab a drink, sit back and post the wrong answer on Facebook.
Some asshole will correct you!
The longer this goes on the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required!
