Can one sell used condoms on olx.in because they claim that one can sell anything on OLX!
If ISL (Indian S*x League) ever takes place then the probable names of the teams would be:
* D**k Risers Hyderabad
* Chennai Super D**ks
* Kolkata Night Riders
* Rajastan Rubbers
* Kings XI Orgy
* Bangalore Royal Lickers
* Delhi Rapists
Last but not the least
* Mumbai Lesbians!
Periods are ridiculous. Females shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant.
A dentist, young Doctor Malone,
Got a charming girl patient alone;
And in his depravity,
He filled the wrong cavity -
And my how his business has grown!
Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare - unless you are wearing sunglasses!
An old man married a young girl. On the wedding night, he showed five fingers to his wife.
Wife: Ooh.. Darling! 5 times?
Old man: No dear, choose which one you prefer to start with!
What do you call a group of people where 2 people are thinking of sex and all other are thinking of food and drinks?
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A Wedding!
What's similar between Amul butter and Women?
Both are Utterly Butterly Delicious, one on bread and the other on bed.
They're even better when spread well!
The colour of an underwear reflects a person's mood:
Red: Wild
Black: Sexy
Blue: Romantic
Pink: Seductive
White: Calm
Yellow: Time to change your underwear!
How honesty screws you:
She: What is the best in me?
He: Eyes.
She: Liar, tell the truth.
He: OK! Boobs.
She: Bastard, you never loved me!
