When VAT 69 whisky was launched in Punjab, there were massive protests by people. They thought it was a Tax on Sex!
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties!
The science of staring at women's boobs and guessing their size is known as
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Stastis tits!
"Ladies first" must have been created by a guy just to check out the gals ass!
Who started the concept of 5 days a week and 2 days off?
It naturally had to be
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Draupadi!
The attractive secretary was approached by the senior executive.
"If I asked you to become my private secretary at $500 a week, would you say yes?" he asked.
Smiling sweetly, she replied, "Twice a day, if necessary".
In making out their income tax some people are like Sunny Leone. They take off as much as the law allows.
Internal Note from Department Head to all employees:
Dear Employees, We do get to know when you're texting during the meeting. Because seriously, no one looks at their private parts and smiles!
3 boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor.
One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F.
One day we should get her for this, said the first boy.
I agree. We'll grab her... said the second.
The third guy: And then we'll kick her in the nuts!
Women's top 7 lies:
1. I love you
2. I am a virgin
3. I hate sex
4. You're the 1st to touch me
5. Oh it's too big
6. I hate sucking
7. OK but Only once
