Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her.
A banker confused in maths, asks his lady secretary, "If I give you a crore after deducting 17%, how much would you take off?
Secretary: Even my panties, Sir!
Q: What do politicians and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!
Sex is the price women pay for marriage;
And marriage is the price men pay for sex!
I'm not a Gynaecologist, but I wouldn't mind having a look!
During the presentation ceremony after the victory at Mohali Test, Virat Kohli was asked about the next match to be played at Delhi.
His reaction was, "Till now we have taken off their clothes, Rape after all, happens in Delhi only!
There once was a man from cape Horn
Who wished that he'd never been born
He wouldn't have been
If his father had seen
That the end of his condom was torn.
Virgin Airline ad:
We are much more experienced than our name suggests!
We had a girl to stay; her name was Viginia. We called her Virgin for short, but not for long.
Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
A: Most likely, divorce proceedings!
