Men get frustrated because they don't understand how women think.
Women get frustrated because they understand how men think.
Welcome to the season of Smooching, Squeezing, Licking and Sucking as
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Mangoes are in town!
HORNESTY is the BREAST Policy.
Sunny Leone
In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller.
The traveller gets tired but the road never ends!
As Mike walked into the office on Monday morning, a co-worker asked, "How was your weekend?"
"I played a round of golf and hit two of my best balls," he replied.
"Tell me about it," asked his co-worker.
"Well, er, I stepped on a rake."
Vagina is the best Rehabilitation Centre in the World.
Any arrogant dick can go in; but will come out soft, humble, happy, satisfied and reduced in size and ego!
Q: Why quantum physicists so poor at sex?
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A: Because when they find the position, they can't find momentum and when they find momentum, they can't find the position!
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster?
A: A rooster says "Cock-a-doodle-do" and a prostitute says, "Any cock'll do"!
Q: What do you call a man, who never masturbates?
A: Liar.
A nwe sudty sowhs 99.9% of ntuarlaly hrony popele can raed ayntinhg? Kepe tihs giogn, yuo hrony bggeur!
