Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odour.
"Do you wash?" the doc asked the rank young girl.
"Oh, yes", Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible."
"Well", the doc concluded, "go home and wash Possible!"
0: OMG yes!
R: Rub that clit!
G: get it in deeper!
A: Awesome!
S: Spank my ass!
M: MMMMMMM...
There are two type of guys in the world.
1. The type who only wants to fuck you.
2. The type who wants to stare at your face, get lost in your eyes, listen to you talk forever, treat you well and then fuck you.
Men will be Men!
Sluts should be called Humpty Dumpty. First they get humped, and then they get dumped!
A man raced into to the gents toilets in a pub, ran up to the urinal, whipped out his 12 inch dick and said with a sigh of relief, "Phew, just made it!"
The man next to him, looked over and said, "Pretty impressive, could you make me one too!"
An old woman calls the Police department and says, "I have a Sex Maniac in my apartment. Pick him up in the morning!"
Teacher: What do you know about Sensex?
Pappu: When someone engages in copulation with Riya Sen, Raima Sen, Rimi Sen, Konkana Sen or Sushmita Sen, et al., it's called "Sen Sex"!
The sexy secretary walked into her boss's office and said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you."
"Why do you always have to give me bad news?" he complained. "Tell me some good news for once."
"Alright, here's some good news," said the secretary. "You aren't sterile!"
Inspired by the hit movie "Life of Pi", Sunny Leone to produce a movie titled "Life on Chaar-Pi" (Woven Bedstead)!
A box of Viagra was stolen from a medical store. The police are now on the lookout for 'hardened' criminals!
