Q. What is the difference between tampons and mobile phones?
A. Mobile phones are for assholes!
In USA when couples go to bed they say, "Good Night My Love"!
In UK, they say, "Sweet Dreams, Darling"!
In India, It's generally said, "Kundi Lagai?" (Bolted the door?)
A good relation does not need any promises and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people...
One who fucks and another who spreads the legs happily!
A French and a British gynaecologist were chatting.
French: Just last week there was this woman, her clitoris was like a melon.
Britisher: That's a lie, she wouldn't be able to walk if it was.
French: You Britishers always talk about size; I was talking about the taste!
No matter how much you prepare, you will always be shocked at how cold the toilet seat is in the winter.
Mercedes Benz:
A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
There are 3 things in life that cause unnecessary problems when they break:
Love
Friendship
and
Condoms.
Q: Why are babies so fragile?
A: They are put together with one screw.
Q: Why was Monica Lewinsky different from other Americans?
A: When other Americans want some dick in the White House, they just vote.
Q: If Tennis players get tennis elbow, and Squash players get squash knees, what do gynaecologists get?
A: Tunnel vision.
