Dear Women,
Backless dresses no longer excite men.
It's high time to reverse the trend!
What men love in boobs is what they hate in cheques -
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A professor was asked to give a talk on Sex
When his turn came, he stood, walked to the podium, adjusted the microphone just so. He said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure."
And he sat back down.
A woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband.
He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?"
"There," said the wife, didn't I tell you he was stupid?"
Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
A: Most likely, divorce proceedings.
Father: My 5 yrs. old son is very naughty. He made all our female servants pregnant.
Dr: How?
Father: He took a pin and punched holes on all my Condoms.
I wanted to text you something really sexy, but too bad - I don't fit on your phone!
The Five sizes of Penis:
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Oh My God!
5. Is that available in White?
On the very 1st night after the wedding, the young builder to his wife, "You have cheated me. Your boobs are too small. And I definitely remember when I saw you for the first time they were pretty big".
The wife curtly says, "Honey, what you saw included 'Super Area'. And what you get now is actually 'Carpet Area'!"
A gal was towelling her wet pussy. She enjoyed it and started rubbing it vigourosly until the pussy cried meow and ran away.
Be kind to animals and cleanse your thoughts!
