An elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor asked why they felt that they should be tested at their age, the old man said, "Well, we heard on TV that people should be tested after annual sex"!
A wife comes home early and catches her hubby wanking in the kitchen.
She rushes over and gives him the best blow job of his life.
After the blow job, the husband asks, "We have not had sex for almost one month and suddenly this. Why?"
Wife: I washed the floor in the morning; and I'd rather brush my teeth than clean the whole floor again.
Ajit: Mona darling, you're not wearing your panty today?
Mona: Yes boss, you're simply great. But how do you really come to know about it?
Ajit: I see dandruff on your shoes!
Q: Why does a woman have two pair of lips?
A: One is for fighting and the other is to make up!
It is said that if your palms are itching, you'll get money;
If your toes are itching, you'll get new shoes;
And if your dick is itching...
Don't fool yourself, simply rush to the doctor!
A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet and not her eyes.
A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard and not his life.
Loyal husbands will get Heaven after they die;
Disloyal husbands will get Heaven while they are alive.
Choice is Yours!
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Two friends met after a long time.
1st: So, how's your sex life?
2nd: I don't have any.
1st: Oh My God! You got married and never told me about it.
Q: What's the difference between frustration and satisfaction?
A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
Q: Why is it important for men to kiss a woman's lips before sex?
A: Because only one of women's lips open at a time. So that's the best way to shut a woman's horizontal lips and open the vertical one!
