Viagra now available in powder form to put in tea.
It does nothing for erections but stops your Parle-G biscuits from getting soft and falling into the tea!
The real way to hit a woman's G-spot is by putting Rs 5,000 in her purse.
If your boyfriend remembers the colour of you eyes after the first date, then you probably have small tits.
Why Ayesha Takia and Pamela Anderson could never really hug each other?
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Because they don't know each other!
But I like the way you think!
Q: What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes?
A: Stay out of BED for two days.
Q: Why do women wear flowered panties?
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A: Because it's their way of conveying, "In memory of those who were buried here"!
Old Proverb: A smile is a curve that makes everything straight.
New Proverb: Boobs are curves that make some things super straight.
Advertisement for a 2nd hand BMW showed a picture of Sunny Leone lying on a bed and the the slogan on it read:
You know you're not the 1st one; but do you really care?
Better Phone Sex Girlfriend - Never mix business with pleasure.
Abraham Lincoln said that the progress of any country depends on 4 things:
Idea, Liberty, Trust and Freedom.
In India:
Idea is a Sim Card
Liberty is a Footwear
Trust is a brand of condom
And Freedom is a sanitary pad
No wonder, there's little progress in India!
