When I was young I decided to go to medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the alphabets P N E I S and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are on Whatsapp!
A priest saw a girl removing her bra. He says, "Oh God, please close my eyes".
Wen he opened his eyes, the girl ws fully naked. The priest's dick got hard. He says, "God, now please close your eyes".
New Concept of Life:
Morning: M A N D I R
Evening: M A D I R A
Night: M A N D I R A
Scientists are working on a Viagra for women.
What a waste of time, it's been around for years. It's called money.
Draupadi was the first L'Oreal brand ambassador...
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5 problems, 1 Solution!
Sex at different Stages of Life:
At 8, Ignore it;
At 18, Feel it;
At 28, Explore it;
At 38, Enjoy it;
At 48, Pay for it;
At 58, Pray for it;
At 68, Beg for it;
At 78, You horny bastard, why don't you die?
Those who believe Rahul Gandhi will solve India's problems are the very same people who believe that the "Axe deo" will get them laid.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and she laughs... Now that's a different thing!
The only reason why lesbian weddings are still illegal in India is because no one has been able to figure out the dowry logistics.
Every time it's not right to pull someone's leg. One should
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spread them sometimes!
