"In my case," said the student to the sex researcher, "When I get it part of the way in, my vision blurs. And when it's all the way in, I can't see a thing".
"Now, that's an most interesting optical reaction", said the researcher. "It may well have anatomical as well as physiological basis. If you don't mind, young man, I'd like to have a look at it."
So, the student shrugged and stuck out his tongue.
A girl's FB status update:
Met my ex boyfriend today. Things went well, then suddenly he said that he would buy me an iPhone 5 if I had sex with him!
Men are such dogs!
updated via iPhone 5
If you have slept with more than 5 women, you have NO RIGHT 2 call your reproductive organ a "Private Part"!
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It is now a UNIVERSAL CHARGER!
What a pregnant teen thinks? My mom is gonna kill me.
What the foetus thinks? My mom is gonna kill me.
Men are trained since birth that happiness comes either from
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Boobs or Bottles!
Signboard outside Library:
Statutory Warning:
While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with both hands.
Going to the gym is like going down on a girl.
You never want to;
But when you just go, you end up feeling good about it.
2 girls were fighting and that resulted in the invention of the most awesome abuse in the history of mankind:
BITCH! If dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport!
A bloke calls work, "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick".
Boss asks, "How sick are you?"
Bloke: I'm F***ing my aunt. How sick is that?"
On a man's 50th birthday, his wife said, "You know, you should really get one of those dick enlargers".
"I did", he answered.
And added, "She's 21 and her name is Lucy".
