If Abortion is murder then use of condoms surely qualifies as Kidnapping.
Your wife is your right hand... but in the absence of your wife, your right hand becomes your wife.
I just gave my girlfriend an orgasm. I think she spit it out.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don't get some support, people are soon going to think that we're nuts!
If you have slept with more than 5 people, you have no right to call your reproductive organ as a PRIVATE PART. It surely qualifies to be known as a UNIVERSAL CHARGER.
Restaurant Advertisement:
We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife;
And beer as COLD as your own!
The new Durex jingle:
I love Humping Humping;
I'm a Horny Bunny;
Keep on Pumping Pumping;
I'm a Horny Bunny;
Thokko Thokko!
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?
A: Because they can't make a fist!
Jim says, "My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and Playboy for the same reason".
Steve says, "Why's that?"
Jim says, "Because with both magazines, I get to see places I'll never get to visit".
