How boys propose?
They bend on one knee, pull out a ring and say, "I love you. Will you marry me?"
How girls propose:
I am pregnant.
How can you tell if a man is a Male Chauvinist Pig?
He thinks 'harass' is two words.
It's Breast Awareness Week.
Spread the slogan "We stare because we care"!
Q: What do you call it when a person with multiple personality disorder masturbates?
A: An orgy.
The young couple were holding hands in the Sunshine Gardens Nudist Camp.
"When I tell you I love you", he asked, "why do you always lower your eyes?"
"To see if it's true", she answered curtly.
Warning:
If you're buying online, check the seller carefully.
A friend just spent Rs 2000 on a penis enlarger and the bastards sent him a Magnifying Glass.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang'.
Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you.
Q: Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?
A: So they can run their fingers through their hair.
What is the definition of Trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.
