If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
Tit-Bits.
And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana split.
Q: What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual?
A: The way they say ahhhh-men.
Q: Why do girls talk so much and guys think so much?
A: Girls have two pairs of lips and guys have two heads!
A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.
Latest porn releases:
Shaving Private Ryan
Position Impossible
As Big As It Gets
Forest Hump
Riding Miss Daisy
Starwhores and
Pornocchio
Did you know:
That the pleasure of romance in the dark is 10 times more than when the light is on.
Taking shower together with your partner increases your love by 20 times.
Now, please don't get excited, it's an advertisement issued by the government to save water and electricity.
The Director during shooting a porn film:
LIGHTS
CAMERA
MUSIC
ERECTION (ACTION)
A princess meets a talking frog.
Princess: Should I kiss you to turn you into a handsome prince?
Frog: That was during my grandfather's time, I need a blow job bitch!
The 3 most important things in men's life:
Health
Wealth
and
Length
Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.
