Q: Why are pure vegetarian women silent during sex?
A: They are in a state of shock that a piece of MEAT can give so much pleasure.
For all my 40+ friends:
There's no reason to fear the "Female Menopause"!
It's the Eggs that expire and not the Hen!
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Moreover, the Cock still enjoys!
After a certain age, men & women become like Christmas trees.
The balls and bells are hanging only for decoration only.
Enjoy your age before its too late.
Merry Christmas!
An old man married a young girl. On their wedding night, he showed five fingers to his young wife.
Young girl: Wow! 5 times!
Old man: No dear, choose which one do you prefer to start with?
MBBS Professor: Sperm is made of Glucose. It's the same material sugar is made of.
A girl raised her hand and asked, "Then why doesn't it taste like Sugar?
The Professor's reply was a medical masterpiece, "That's because the taste buds are located on the tip of your Tongue; and not at the end of your Throat.
Two flowers:
I love you, darling!
I love you, too!
I want you so much! Where the fuck are those darned bees?
Although a tongue weighs very little yet very few women are able to control it.
Men have the same problem but with another organ!
What does a burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant girl have in common?
In each scenario, there was an IDIOT who didn't take it out in time!
Reason why boys are called ultimate opportunists and girls are socially morons:
Girl: Fuck you!
Boy: Promise?
What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-and;
into Hol-land;
between Thai-land;
And occasionally taking the help of Greece!
