One of my 5 boyfriends slept with another girl.
I'll never trust men again!
A normal hug says: Thanks
A tight hug says: I need U
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A more than tight hug says: Be vigilant, the guy is certainly gay!
If a girl has 1000 likes and 500 comments on a picture, what's missing?
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Obviously, her clothes!
Q: How do bankers/wealth managers/share brokers/financial consultants/insurance relationship managers and lawyers say "Fuck you"?
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A: Sir, Trust me!
2 dicks went to see a movie.
One said to the other, "I hope it's not a sexy movie".
2nd: Why so?
1st: Otherwise we'll have to stand for 2 hrs!
Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian.
Dad: Okay it's cool.
2nd Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian, too!
Dad: WTF?! Doesn't anybody in this family love dick.
Son: I do.
F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK
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All I need is 'U'!
Gas prices are a lot like girls. We just wish they would go down.
The doctor was surprised to find old man sitting on the bed holding up his middle finger and sticking out his tongue.
He walked over to the nurse and asked, "Excuse me, why is that old man sitting like that?"
Nurse: I told him you were going to examine his sexual organs.
The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass.
Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny.
