Mom, hey, Mom! Lennie passed his bar exam so we're going to get married next week!" The bride-to-be was ecstatic.
"Gee, honey, don't you think you two should wait till he's been practicing for a year or so?" cautioned her mother.
"Oh Mom," said the bride with a blush, "we've been practicing."
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?"
Not wanting to get into the discussion of sex at such an early time she replies, "From the stork of course!"
The little guy thinks for a few seconds and then asks, "But mom, who fucks the stork?"
The prayer of a Catholic girl, "Oh Virgin Mother, thou who did conceive without sinning, teach me to sin without conceiving."
If you 'yawn' and the other person next to you also yawns;
To Kya Aap Dono Ke Beech Mein "Yawn Sambandh" hain?
Breaking News:
The British empire has successfully colonized Kate Middleton's uterus.
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.
Q. What do a Rubik's Cube and Dick have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Breaking News:
Kate Middleton Pregnant
She says that she'll keep attending the royal balls.
What do u get when you have sex with a judge, a banker or an architect?
Judge: Honourable discharge
Banker: Premature withdrawal
Architect: Illegal erection
Rich women are getting nose jobs, boob jobs, eye jobs, etc. - almost everything but actual jobs.
