Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Because he got his dick stuck in the chicken?
A lady was having tremendous pain while trying to deliver a baby.
The husband prayed to God, "Oh Lord, please make the hole loose for the baby and then tight again for the Daddy".
An 85 yr old man was having sex with a 26 yr old woman. Suddenly he starts trembling badly.
Woman: What's happening?
Man: Either I'm cuming or I'm going!
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An elderly man was having a calm walk when he happens to pass a brothel. One of the prostitutes calls out, "Hey Grandpa! Why don't you try?
Old Man: "No, my child, I cannot!
Prostitute: Cheer up! Let's try!
The elderly man enters and performs like a 25 year old.
Prostitute: Oh Gosh! And you still say you cannot.
Old Man: Aaah, sex I can, what I cannot is - pay!
Q: What do women and police cars have in common?
A: They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q: What's the difference between a bar and a G-spot?
A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
There is no such thing as premature ejaculation. The truth is that women arrive late everywhere. They never cum early!
Ajmal Kasab expecting a rendezvous with 100 virgins after his hanging. Hope they are all virgin gay men waiting to screw him.
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