In the clubhouse one-woman golfer said to another, "I got injured between the first and the second hole".
The second woman commented, "That's a bitch, you'll never get a band-aid to stick there"!
Doctor's Note:
There is no sign of a fever, but her husband has stated she was very hot in bed last night.
If your boyfriend remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small titties.
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired red-headed assistant into his office.
"Do you know what time we quit around here ?" he asked.
"Sure !" the girl nervously giggled. "Whenever somebody knocks on the door."
A teacher was winding up a discussion in her fourth grade class on the importance of curiosity.
Teacher: Where would we be today if no one had ever been curious?
Little Johnnie: In the Garden of Eden?
A cat falls in water and a rooster laughs...
Moral of the story? A wet pussy makes a cock happy.
Bride's dad hands a note to the groom: Goods delivered are not returnable.
Groom gave another note back to the father: Contract void if the seal is broken.
Q: What is the definition of old age?
A: When it takes the whole night to do what you used to do the whole night!
Q: What is the similarity between a dick and a matchstick?
A: Both have head without brains and they both flare up at the slightest friction.
FEMALE BRAIN:
20% Jewellery
20% Shopping
20% Money
20% Enjoyment
10% Household chores
10% Fuck
MALE BRAIN:
70% Fuck
10% How to fuck
10% Whom to fuck &
10% Where 2 fuck!
