Height of coincidence: Boobytrap spelled backwards is Partyboob.
A man approaches a woman and says, "I'd really like to get into your pants."
The woman replies, "No thanks, there's already an ass in there".
Sex without love is like cookies without milk... Still pretty fucking awesome.
Why F1 when so many good looking babes in the arena!
Q: What did the stockbroker's wife tell her husband when she cheated on him?
A: Honey, I've gone public.
Q: Did you hear about the gay bank robber?
A: He tied up the safe and blew the guard.
Q: What is the area between the vagina and the anus called?
A: A chin rest.
A man was shaving his beard. His wife was shaving down under.
Hubby: Appraisal meeting with the boss for promotion, have to loo good.
Wife: Same here.
Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service;
Sometimes you gotta ask for service:
And sometimes you have to be happy with self service!
Q: Which is the odd one out?
1. Chick Pea
2. Green Bean
3. Soy Bean
4. Vibrator
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A: Green Bean, all the others are meat substitutes.
