President Obama's re-election proved it that "Once you go black, you can't go back!"
What's the difference between Richard Branson and Vijay Mallya?
Richard Branson's airline is 'Virgin' but Vijay Mallya's airline is 'Screwed'.
China has the largest population, not because their men are extra horny or their women are extra fertile.
It's simply because their condoms are "Made in China"!
Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?
A: To make suckers out of men!
Dear Periods,
You are the true definition of "bloody hell.
Sincerely,
Women.
One day a wife of a hunter found him with his lover. She took a gun and aimed it at her husband's testicles.
Hunter: Stop! Don't do that! It's unfair! You don't give me a chance to save!
Wife: Ok, sway them to and fro.
Vagina to Penis, "Surrender, I have you surrounded!"
Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Hey Ladies,
Just a reminder to take the batteries out of your vibrator & put them back into your flashlight!
Sincerely,
Hurricane Sandy
A little girl is talking to her mother and says, "Mommy, I just found out our neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut"!
The mother is in shock, but tries to keep her cool. The mother says, "You mean it's small?"
The little girl replies, "No, it's salty".
