Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin?
A: One who has never been bed-ridden.
Hurricane Sandy:
All hunks/chicks named 'Sandy' are having a tough time with their partners. "Honey, why can't you come like that?"
If you can't afford porn, just turn on women's tennis and shut your eyes.
An older couple is ready to go to sleep, so the old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies on the floor.
The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"
The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change".
Q: How can you pick out a paranoid woman?
A: She's the one putting a condom on her vibrator.
There was a young man of Devizes
whose balls were of different sizes;
one was so small
it was no use at all,
but the other won several prizes.
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
The crux of the problem. Men look at a woman's ass and say: What an ass!
Whereas women look at a man's face and say: What an ass!
Same comment, different Ass-essments.
Saif Ali Khan's son is demanding all maternal rights, to start with he wants breast-feeding forthwith.
Why older ladies like to have relation with young guys?
Because an old and used engine gets refreshed when injected with fresh Oil & it results in better mileage.
