What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?
Skill is more important than the instrument.
A man escaped from an asylum for the insane and raped a woman.
The next day the headlines read: "Nut Bolts and Screws"!
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna eat me.
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get frisky?"
The other replies, "Oh, sure I do."
"What do you do about it?"
"I suck a lifesaver."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"
Kareena-Saif wedding:
Everybody wants to know whether Saif, finally made it large last night?
Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French Kiss but down under!
Q: What's the difference between a micro-wave oven and a woman?
A: Micro-wave oven does not scream when you put a piece of meat in it.
The Dean of Women of girls school was lecturing on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"
A girl rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?"
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
Big B turns 70 today. It was his last night of 69 yesterday.
