Three things in Golf that sound dirty:
After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
Lift your head and spread your legs.
Damn, I missed the hole again.
Weekends are like an orgasm. It takes a long time to reach it, and when you finally do, it's over in no time.
Man quits smoking because of will power.
He quits drinking because of will power.
But he quits womanizing because he has the will but no power!
A kiss is:
Humanity if its on cheek;
Love if its on lips;
Passion if its on breasts;
Sensuous if its on navel;
Sex if its on vagina;
and Bravery if its on asshole!
Why was Iraq war like anal sex?
1. It was an invasion you couldn't see.
2. It was painful without oil.
3. No way you could see the Bush.
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helping him he says, "I'd like 99 condoms please".
With a surprised look on her face the pharmacist says, "99 Condoms!?! Fuck me!"
The guy replies, "Make it 100 then..."
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
Today's generation:
A 6 year old boy to a 4 year old boy, "Dude, I found a condom in the balcony".
4 year old boy: What's a balcony?
Contraceptive Pill:
It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.
KLPD movie is really a KLPD!
