Gayle lays Aussies on the pitch and Brits in the bedroom.
I once had One2One with a Virgin;
She teased me till I had an Ericsson;
She deep-throated me till she was out of O2;
My face went Orange;
Finally, I laid her on a Table(t);
And I busted my Siemen all over her iPad!
A sweetheart named Theresa Arden;
Went down on her beau in the garden.
He said, "Good Lord, Tess,
Don't swallow that mess!"
And she replied, "Ulp, beg your pardon?"
Drinks: R 200
Dinner: R 5000
Hotel room: R 8000
The look on his face when she said, "I'm on my period": Priceless.
Downloading files is a lot like having sex. From time to time you get viruses but you still do it anyway.
Dear boys,
I can make your girlfriends scream louder than you can.
Sincerely,
Spider
Q: Why are women like parking spaces?
A: Because all the good ones are taken and all the ones left are handicapped.
Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.
Guns don't kill people, they just put holes in your body. Holes brought you into this life and they can take you out of it.
Ahhh Friday... my second favorite "F" word!
