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During the middle ages, they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies.
Does anyone know if they have anything similar planned when this one ends?

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Coronavirus has established a connection between Nasal Cavity and the Anus.
Moment one sneezes Sabki Gaand Phatne Lagti Hai!

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After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails!

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Heads up bro...
When a Bengali girl says

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Very old husband: I bought some viagra for tonight.
Wife: Well I'm going to need a Tetanus shot if you are going to stick that rusty old thing in me!

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Wife: Honey the vacuum is not sucking.
Husband: Frustrating isn't it!

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Sex after a certain age should be removed from the list of sins and placed in the list of miracles!

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Always trust the man who buys you lingerie rather than the man who buys you roses.
The former is at least honest about his intentions!

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Masks are going to be just like condoms.
You don't like wearing them, but you keep one on you just in case they don't let you in without one!

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When she doesn't want to have sex, `I have a headache` has to be absolutely acceptable to me.
But when I don't want to do the dishes or take the trash out and I say `I have a headache`, I'm being unsupportive.
Double standards!