There was a young girl named Sapphire;
Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It's a sin;
But now that it's in,
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"
Q. What do gay men call used condoms?
A. Doggie bags!
Dear Crush,
If your "shower brb" was intended to make me imagine you naked, then it's "Mission Accomplished"!
A kid asked a priest, "Father, what is your pastime?"
The priest tapped the kid's shoulder and immediately answered, "Nun, my child, Nun!"
A guy while giving speech to deaf people, rubs chest, touches groin and starts masturbating. When asked about the reason for doing so, replies that it means, "Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure..."
My Mom + My Dad - Condom = Most Awesome Person Ever!
Stupidity is not attractive. If you can't turn my brain on, you'll never get my panties off.
Secretary to boss: All the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment. Since you haven't sexually harassed me, I'm suing you for discrimination.
The quickest way to judge a man's character is to see his Passport and check as to how many times he has been to Thailand!
Q. What is the difference between tampons and mobile phones?
A. Mobile phones are for assholes.
