Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes
A guy donated blood to his girl friend. After things got sour between them, the guy wanted his blood back.
The girl threw a bloody tampon at him and said, I'll give it back to you in monthly installments.
Q: Why do hunters make the best lovers?
A: Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.
A dick has a sad life:
His hair is in mess;
His family consists of nuts;
His neighbor's an asshole;
His best friend's a pussy;
And his owner beats him.
Ancient Chinese Wisdom for Men:
Always marry a woman with small hands. It makes your tool look bigger!
Q: Why are condoms like cameras?
A: They both capture the moment.
Vibrations due to Volkswagen Audio Ad in Times of India:
Dear girls, carrying today's Bombay Times to the bathroom sends out a wrong signal.
Girl 1: Men only want only one thing.
Girl 2: Yep. I know.
Girl 1: It's not what you're thinking.
Girl 2: Then what's it?
Girl 1: They all want my best friend's phone number.
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.
Arguing about big and small breasts is like making a choice between Budweiser and Heineken!
Men'll take whatever is available as long as it's not flat.
