At the card shop, a woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head each time, muttering, "No".
A clerk finally came over and asked, "And how may I help you?"
"I just don't know," said the woman. Do you have any "Sorry, I laughed at your dick cards?"
News: Indian MPs exchange blows inside parliament
Watch out Sunny Leone- Now even the Politicians also have a new job in blows.
Maybelline makes eyelashes look four times larger. It's high time Maybelline start making condoms!
Q: What's the difference between a child and an egg?
A: An egg is the result of a sitting hen and a child is a result of a standing cock.
Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they can just let it melt on their tongues.
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss them.
Two gay guys were caught in the act in a public park by a policeman. As the cop tried to arrest them for their public act of indecency, they both bolted. The cop ran after them and managed to catch one of them.
He told him, "When I catch your boyfriend, I'm going to shove this nightstick right up his ass."
Just then a voice called out from behind a tree, "Officer, I'm over here."
At work, a girl complains to her boss that she's been sexually harassed. A guy smells my hair every morning and comments that they smell very nice.
Boss: Then what's wrong?
Girl: He's a dwarf.
Grammar is important. Capital letters are the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse".
