Leaving the wedding reception, the honeymooners hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasn't too sure how to get there and said he would ask directions when they got closer.
Meanwhile, the lovers couldn't wait and got down to it on the back seat. Seeing a fork in the road the driver said, "I take the next turn, right?"
"No way, get your own," said the groom, "this one's all mine".
A mother while scolding her daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He seems to be too dumb".
"No, mum" she said, "He is going to be a doctor and he has already cured me of that illness that made me bleed every month".
Q: Why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation?
A: Because it's HANDMADE.
A newly married couple were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing!
Q: What's the difference between Biology and Sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, it is Biology. But when the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is Sociology.
Q: What's the biggest tragedy in the movie 'Sholay'?
A: Well, first of all Thakur's wife dies and to make matters worse, Gabbar cuts off Thakur's hands.
Doctor 1: Shit, I had sex with my patient and I'm feeling guilty.
Doctor 2: It happens in our profession, take it easy.
Doctor 1: There's a difference. You see, unlike you, I am a veterinarian.
There once was a young man named Gene;
Who invented a screwing machine.
Concave and convex,
It served either sex,
And played with itself in between.
Q: What is the difference between men and mice?
A: Men run for the pussy and mice run from the pussy.
When a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.
