When a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.
SMS limit increased by TRAI to 20. Phew, now more time to flirt instead of asking women to text naked pictures directly.
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobs too".
It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman. It doesn't matter if it's Visa or Master Card.
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gynaecology. "Why did you choose gynaecology?", she asked.
He said simply, "There're a lot of openings".
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am a Genie. I can grant you only one wish." And I said, "No shit"!
Heaven is when you have barrels of beer and tons of girls.
Hell is when you find out that the barrels have holes and the girls don't!
There was a young poof from Khartoum;
Who took a lesbian up to his room;
They argued all night;
About who had the right;
To do what, with which and to whom.
A doctor asks a pregnant prostitute, "Do you know who the father of this child is?"
She quickly replied, "For goodness sakes, if you ate a tin of beans, would you know which one made you fart?"
