You cannot taste me, until you undress me.
Sincerely,
Banana.
Jism 3 release
Changing Times:
This weekend, moviegoers will pay up to see a porn star all clothed up!
Birth control pills should probably be made for men.
It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest!
Q: What's hard, long, and has cum in it?
A: A cucumber.
But I like the way you think!
I wish my money would just have sex and multiply.
I just changed my relationship status to "It's complicated" as I can't decide as which hand to use.
There was this Eskimo girl who spent a night with her boyfriend and the next morning found out that she was six months pregnant.
Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can't stand comparison & criticism.
The company sergeant is briefing the recruits: For the next ten weeks, the commanding officer will be your father, and I will be your mother. Incidentally we are not married. So you know what that makes you...
Q: What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
A: The Elephants foreskin.
